I was standing in a store in line to buy a ticket to win American Idol! The chances of me winning were 1 in 12,540,189, yet I bought this ticket at the expense of nothing hoping to be the next Idol. My dream then diverted to me working and making hundreds of tires, but it was Friday meaning Pay Day. So I left my job and traveled to the Hawaiian Islands with all my best buds. We were driving along a dirt road passing straw huts with smoke rising from the chimneys. My dream stopped! I woke up in sadness that I would never be an American Idol. So I used the bathroom and slid back onto my futon bed in hopes to start my dream where I left off.
I concentrated like never before to get back to Hawaii and incredibly I did! Now I was in a cramped straw hut eating imaginary food with my friends and nice Hawaiian locals who took us in cause it was now raining. Then my dream shifted to me talking to a girl. I remember asking her where she was from and she didn't know. But she only said that because her parents could hear us and she didn't want them to know her secret. We left the straw hut and I followed her deep into the Rain forest. When the coast was clear she quickly pulled branches and vines off, throwing them left and right. Clouds hung over us and through the darkness I could see a shiny dome illuminated by the moon. The frantic uncovering stopped and then I saw it. It was a spherical space capsule that plunged itself halfway into the ground upon impact. The clouds cleared and the moons reflecting light rays caused the port holes and mysterious writings to glow, as if it had a pulse. She was an Alien! Yet a nice alien, who trusted me. Her name was Alena Tulleal.
Then I flashed back to the straw hut where all my buddies were watching the American Idol contest waiting for the winning numbers to be revealed. I pulled out my ticket and there it was The Winning Ticket! Ryan Seacrest said I had to be in Hollywood in one day. I wanted to be there in one day but wasn't sure if it were possible, so I flew like Go-ku on Dragon Ball Z with a trail of fire propelling me back to California. I touched down and realized that I smelled and my clothes were ripped to pieces because I flew too fast. My friends went to go find a Limo and I searched for a shower. I walked into a public spa filled with steamy men taking showers, luckily there was one enclosed shower left . Once I was clean I realized I had no clothes or shoes. With no towel at hand and dripping wet, I contemplating what to do next. I ran out and jumped into a stretched limo with all my friends who were all dressed up. They bought me a suit and nice clothes and as I put them on. Something wasn't right, we were not going to the American Idol Finale, we were on our way to play a game of White Elephant.
We were in a large room with 500 people encircling a tall mound of tires that I make everyday. In this mound of tires is a grand prize, mind you there are thousands of tires stretching towards the ceiling. Number one gets called to pick a tire. He stands, walks over to the heap of tires, picks one up and walks back to open it. He popped it open but to no avail; there was no prize. Number two was next, which happened to be me. I stood up, walked towards my hated tires, scanned up and down deciding which to choose. And then it hit me! I don't have to choose from this hopeless pile, I can take number one's tire. I turned my head and looked at number one's face. He looked relieved and happy that I was about to choose from the pile, but he was wrong. I turned around and walked straight for him. With each step I took he sunk into his chair with fear. I took his tire and left the game. Yes I know that is cheating but hey its my dream. Inside were two silver rings. I tossed the tire and stuffed the shiny rings into my pocket.
We booked it back to Hollywood, double parked the limo and I ran as fast as I could to get inside of the American Idol Finale.The ushers took me in and guided me to the back stage. I stood be hind a curtain as Ryan Seacrest slowly read the winner. Thousands of people were cheering for me waiting to hear my name.
AND THE WINNER OF 2010's AMERICAN IDOL ISSSSSSSSSSS..............BRYCEN FLORES!!! The curtain raised and people cheered and shouted for joy not knowing who I was. Ryan Seacreast asked me questions as if it was a hard thing to win American Idol and I said something heroic which electrified the audience. Then he said that someone was here for me, I wondered who it could be...my parents? my best buds? Nope, this is how it went.
Ryan Seacrest : And here she is ladies and gentle men, all the way from the Hawaiian Islands is Alena Tulleal! She gracefully walked to meet me at center stage but as soon as we saw each other we ran and embraced each other in gladness, crying for no reason. Ryan Seacrest walked up and broke us apart with his microphone and asked me if I had anything to say. So I knelt on one knee, pulled out my silver rings from the white elephant and asked her if she'd be my girlfriend. The audience went wild and Ryan was jealous. Alena said yes and she became my first alien girlfriend.
THE END
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